Saturday, August 14, 2004
Back in high school, some friends and I had a drinking session at my house. We quaffed copious amounts of beer and got really shit-faced and horny. Wanting some pussy, we decided to pick up some hookers along that infamous avenue in Q.C.
All seven of us went in our friend's AUV (and that meant there was still enough room inside for more than one girl). As soon as we slowed down to cruise the bugaws were already waving at us.
One particularly old and, uhm, "wasted" pimp approached us-she was overweight, wrinkly, and practically toothless. We took our pick from her stable and herded the girls in.
They were not particularly pretty but that night the beer goggles were working! Everyone had a partner except our driver-friend. The bugaw was chatting and negotiating up our driver out front.
I guess our friend must have seen how early we were getting comfy with our mates that he became envious. Totally wasted that he was, he hitched the pimp closer and asked her if she had any more girls.
The bugaw said none, unless he was interested in gays. Thinking a bit, he then cackled: "Ikaw ba pwede? Kunin na kita!" Holy shit! He had the hots for that toothless grandma!
And to top it off, the wrinkly pimp agreed. "Oo naman! Sige, libre na ako. Bigyan mo na lang ako pang-kape." Man, oh, man!
- Beer Goggles tooweel for the Driver
by Gjefferson @ 10:00 AM
