Saturday, August 14, 2004
My boyfriend and I had our usual romp at a certain motel in our area. You might say we're "suki" there. So we were hot and really into it, boinking the living daylights out of us when he stopped in mid-hump.I thought he was putting a condom on so I let him stop. He slipped in his dick again and started humping but this time, something felt odd inside my vagina. He continued banging me and came.
When he stood up, he seemed like looking for something; he kept on saying, "Nasaan na? Nasaan na?" "Where was what?" I asked. I was beginning to get worried. It turned out he had slipped a penis ring on and when he had withdrawn his member, it wasn't there anymore.
We searched under the pillows, on the bed sheet, under the bed, on the floor. Nothing. Finally it dawned on us that there was no way it could be anywhere but inside my beaver! I had to walk to the toilet by myself and get the fucking thing out of me.
From then on we swore never to use a useless implement again.
- Sex Tool Proves Useless
by Gjefferson @ 9:51 AM
