Thursday, September 16, 2004
Four nuns die and end up at the gates of heaven. There they see Saint Peter and a fountain beside him. Out of curiosity, they ask him what the fountain is for. "Ah, well as you can see each one of you committed one last sin before dying. So before you can enter heaven, you must first cleanse yourself of sin in this fountain." So the first nun goes to Saint Peter and confesses her sin. "There was a cute priest in our parish and I couldn't help but peep at him every time he took a bath." Saint Peter replies, "So wash your eyes there and you may enter heaven." The second confesses as well. "I was also so obsessed with that priest that I always touched his 'manhood' every time he took a bath." "Wash your hands and you may enter heaven," Saint Peter says. The third nun approaches, but the fourth cuts her off. "Why in such a hurry?" Saint Peter asks. The fourth nun nonchalantly replies, "Sorry, but can you please let me gargle first on that fountain before she swims in there?"
- Sisters In Sin!!
by Gjefferson @ 1:02 AM
