Thursday, September 16, 2004

I managed to become close with my girlfriend's very hot best friend. She was tall and pretty. She had a cute ass and the biggest boobs I had ever seen on a girl next door. One night during a drinking bout I found myself making out with her. I was drunk but I very well knew what was happening, and I couldn't believe my luck! I was practically breathless as I grabbed her breasts when I felt there was something terribly wrong. It was soft. Too soft. I groped and then-splat!-her shirt was suddenly all wet! Then I found out why she had divine boobs. They were fucking water bags! But the most horrific realization was what the water bags hid-breasts no bigger than lumps! It was like I had made love to a man! When I saw the truth, I stood up, said I was too drunk to fuck, and walked out.
- Well-Stacked Chick Dissapoints
by Gjefferson @ 1:50 AM
