A small white guy goes into an elevator when he notices a huge black dude standing next to him. The big black dude looks down upon the small white guy and says, "Seven-foot tall, 350 pounds, 20-inch dick, three-pound left testicle, three-pound right testicle, Turner Brown." The small white guy faints. The big black dude picks up the small white guy and brings him to consciousness, slapping his face and shaking him, and asks the small white guy. "What’s wrong?" The small white guy says, "Excuse me but what did you say?" The big black dude looks down and says, "Seven-foot tall, 350 pounds, 20-inch dick, three-pound left testicle, three-pound right ball, my name is Turner Brown." The small white guy says, "Thank God, I thought you said, 'Turn around'!"